"A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away ..."
Hello everyone!
You can get it off your chest right now. I'm pretty sure everyone who's actually wanted to watch these movies has seen this film way, WAY before me.
In my defense, I was so mad after Episode VIII, that when they announced and released the conclusion of the Skywalker Saga, I steadfastly and staunchly refused to touch it with a ten foot pole.
Yep, that's the entire plot and reasoning behind why I'm only reviewing this one now.
But since finishing up the Jurassic movies last week, I realized this would be hanging around my neck like some sort of dead weight, dragging me down, and so here we are.
And I have to admit ... I didn't hate it, nor did I not like it as much as I was afraid I might.
It's definitely not a masterpiece, though.
The Rise of Skywalker, plagued by the problems of its predecessor, does its best, but ultimately can't fully restore our faith in these movies.







