"Do you fear death?"
Hello everyone!
Hot on the heels of last week's explosive introduction into our newest obsession (or, old-newest, considering these movies are all going for their two decade mark), it's time to have a look at just what happens when big corporations start meddling in little townships.
Oh yeah, that's basically all it's about in this one, really.
Well, that and a vast expansion of the world that suddenly becomes much, much bigger and grander than what we previously imagined.
Pirates of the Caribbean sail on the high seas once more, but this time they need to be wary of multiple things at once.
Betrayal abounds, and people seem to fall in lust left, right and center, and by GOODNESS but the sanest people you'd think should know what they're doing are actually the biggest idiots at the same time.
So without further ado, let's make sure we don't end up in bone cages.
Dead Man's Chest is a-thumpin', and the Locker awaits!

